Without a doubt, you are a lackluster lover and probably should not even be engaging in sexual activity if this is the method you decide to proceed in. This person typically likes to play it safe, as this is the “standard” sex position. This can fall into one of two categories: okay boring “passionate” sex or deadfishing, dead-eyed pounding. If you choose the former, you are probably having sex with someone you actually have feelings for since this is face to face, and eye contact is most definitely involved.
Girl On Top
As a guy, you would rather lie back and let the work be done for you. I mean who wouldn’t like to lie back and watch a nice pair of boobs jump up and down in front of them? This girl knows what she wants, how she wants it and isn’t afraid to take control while going after it. She is comfortable with her body and enjoys putting on a show for her man.
Spooning
Congratulations, you two are boring, lazy pieces of sh*t. Why do people even engage in this position? It’s boring, there’s no range of motion and every 5 seconds, you need to readjust the angle of the dick. Psh, you can pleasure yourself way more than this position allows for. I don’t want to spoon after, what makes you think I want to spoon during the act itself?
Anal
This is for the adventurous, as this hole should remain a one-way street. Do it if you’re daring. You may not be about that life, but if you’re not about creating a life, this is your safest option.